[PORTAL-ISLAM.ID] In our devided society, they call us "Kampret", we call them "che-bonk".
Kampret dan che-bonk are a kind of totem atau "Ojibwe doodem". A spirit being, sacred object, or symbol that serves as an emblem of a group of people, such as a family, clan, lineage, or tribe.
Penggunaan "totem" marak di komunitas contemporary neoshamanic, New Age, mythopoetic men's movements dan tribal religions.
Evolusi otak menghasilkan The Triune Brain. Che-bonk sebagai Anak Katak memiliki otak sangat sederhana. From day one, a frog’s developing brain is calling "the shots". Ukurannya kecil. Nyaris tiada. Hanya bisa dilihat dengan microscope.
Kodok hewan ampibi. Kodok dan reptile masuk kategori hewan ‘cold-blooded’ atau ‘ectothermic’.
At one time, reptiles and amphibians were zoologically classified as reptiles due to their many similarities. Bedanya hanya "amphibian" refers to dual modes of existence. Bisa ganti muka. Metamorfosis.
Chebonk-kaki-dua juga begitu. Dulu belaga di barisan ulama, sekarang nyebong. Ada pula yang dulu Ahokers, sekarang belaga di barisan oposisi tapi kerjanya menghasut, nyari panggung, berlaga paling jago, nyinyir dan pecah belah.
Frogs are like secret agents looking like a fish in their early life and then grow legs as they become adults.
Otaknya sama. Small. Primitif. Underdeveloped. Hanya terdiri dari brainstem dan cerebellum. Sifatnya: instinctive, Rigid dan compulsive.
MacLean mengatakan otak R-complex "was responsible for species-typical instinctual behaviours involved in aggression, dominance, territoriality, and ritual displays".
Mirip khan dengan kelakuan Pro Ko-Ruf yang sebut diri Che-Bonk.
Mereka gemar rilis agresi, verbal abuse, tebar fitnah, dan pengecut tukang lapor polisi. Ritual-display-nya: Bikin Meme.
Che-bonk Semiterrestrial Cycloramphus rhyakonastes dianggap endemic (hama) to the Brazilian Atlantic Forest domain.
Di sisi lain, Tingkat kecerdasan "Kampret" berbeda. For many researchers, one measure of intelligence is the ratio of brain size to body weight. Otak kampret dilengkapi paleomammalian complex (limbic system). Rasio lebih berat dari otak che-bonk.
Otak sperm whale seberat 8.5 kilograms atau hanya 2% dari body mass.
Kamprets are lightweights. Kampret terkecil, atau echolocatingmicrobats, bernama Kitti’s hog-nosed atau ngetop dengan nama "bumblebee bat" hanya seberat 0.07 ounces. Kampret terbesar (fruit-eating megabats) berasal dari Australia i.e. "Black flying fox" dan Philippines' golden-crowned flying fox, weigh only up to 2.5 pounds (1.1 kilograms).
Waktu santai, Kampret berposisi "roosting". Ini postur paling rilex. Bisa begitu karena badannya ringan. Menurut Rob Mies dari Michigan-based Organization for Bat Conservation, "bats don't weigh enough for gravity to affect their blood flow".
Jelas ya Otak Kampret lebih superior dibanding Otak Che-bonk.
Di journal JNeurosci, Dr Melville Wohlgemuth menyebut adanya struktur "superior colliculus" pada otak kampret.
Area ini bertugas menganalisa data suara, echo-location, dan accurate corrections of the body in response. Otak Kampret sanggup memproses sound-information dalam jumlah sangat banyak. Speed-nya amazing.
"The vocalisations are insanely fast," kata Dr. Wohlgemuth.
So, kalo kamu mau jadi "hama" ya join che-bonk syndicate. Mau jadi orang cerdas, tampilkan Totem Kampret.
Penulis: Zeng Wei Jian
